Friday Night Title Fight

Friday Night Title Fight

Music and Lyrics by Drew Brody

LADIES AND
GENTLEMAN, YOU’RE WELCOME IN THE HOTTEST SPOT IN TOWN
IT’S GOING DOWN TONIGHT: FRIDAY NIGHT TITLE FIGHT!
WE GOT THE HBO NATIONAL PAY-PER-VIEW RIGHT ON THE DOT.
NINE O’CLOCK TIME SLOT.
TWENTY THOUSAND PEOPLE UNDER THE DOME.
FIVE MILLION PREPAID WATCHING AT HOME. YOU KNOW
EVER SINCE I SAW THAT KID WITH LINCOLN
I WAS THINKIN’ HE COULD REALLY HOOK ‘EM IN – AND NOW HE DID.
MY PLAN WAS PERFECT, EVERYTHING WORKED.
WHAT A MIND TO FIGHT A JEWISH KID ON YOM KIPPUR.
PEOPLE’D RATHER PAY TO SEE A SINNER THAN A SAINT.
ARI SINS A LITTLE — MOE MAKES BANK!

LET’S HEAR IT FOR YOUR DEMI-GODS…
(FRIDAY NIGHT TITLE FIGHT!)
(THESE HEROES NEED YOUR APPLAUSE.)
(FRIDAY NIGHT TITLE FIGHT!)
YEAH THESE BOYS ARE WORKING HARD.
(FRIDAY NIGHT TITLE FIGHT!)
FROM YOUR LIPS TO THE EARS OF GOD.
(YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!)

NOW EVERYBODY STOP!
AND LOOK AROUND YOU AT THE SCENE IN THE ARENA
WE GOT PEOPLE ON THEIR FEET ALREADY.
JEWS AND BLACKS, BLACKS AND JEWS,
EVERYBODY’S CHEERING FOR THE CHAMP THEY CHOOSE.
PEOPLE SWEATING AND CRYING TESTIFYING AND PROPHESIZING,
WAGER-PLACING, SEAT-DEFACING, DANCING AND DINING.
IT’S HYSTERIA! TELL ME WHERE ARE YA
GONNA GET A BETTER NIGHT OF ENTERTAINMENT I AM DARING YA!
S’ MY PUBLICITY MACHINERY.
IF YOU WANNA PLACE A BET YOU SHOULD BET ON ME, YOU SEE:
THESE GUYS ARE BOTH MY GUYS
WHICHEVER ONE FLIES, MOE GETS THE PRIZE SO…

LET’S HEAR IT FOR YOUR DEMI-GODS…
(FRIDAY NIGHT TITLE FIGHT!)
(THESE HEROES NEED YOUR APPLAUSE.)
(FRIDAY NIGHT TITLE FIGHT!)
YEAH THESE BOYS ARE WORKING HARD.
(FRIDAY NIGHT TITLE FIGHT!)
FROM YOUR LIPS TO THE EARS OF GOD.
(YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!)

NO DOUBTS.
NO DOUBTS.
FORGET ABOUT THE CROWD,
AND FORGET ABOUT MY FATHER.
STAY CALM.
I DESERVE TO WIN…

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