Music and Lyrics by Drew Brody<\/p>\n
PICTURE PERFECT \u2013 BEAUTIFUL BRIDE.
\nAT EDIE\u2019S WE DESIGN THE WEDDING DRESS FOR EVERY SHAPE AND SIZE.
\nPICTURE PERFECT FOR A BEAUTIFUL LIFE.
\nTHE PERFECT GOWN \u2013 FOR THE FIRST DAY AS A JEWISH WIFE!<\/p>\n
WHEN ZADIE GOLDFARB SET TO WED THE HANDSOME LEO ROSEN,
\nWE DESIGNED A DRESS FOR HER OF TAFFETA AND SATIN.
\nA RUFFLED DRESS THAT DRIPPED LIKE RAIN.
\nWITH RIBBON TRIM, A FANCY TRAIN.
\nTHE MOST EXPENSIVE DRESS WE\u2019VE MADE!<\/p>\n
PICTURE PERFECT \u2013 BEAUTIFUL BRIDE!<\/p>\n
THE WEEK WENT SMOOTH AS SILK WITH FIRST THE UFRUF THEN THE MIKVEH.
\nTHE WEDDING CONTRACT SIGNED AND SWORN BUT THEN UNDER THE CHUPA.
\nWHEN LEO BROUGHT HIS FOOT DOWN ON THE GLASS HE CRIED –
\nA SHARD HAD PASSED TO THE OTHER SIDE!<\/p>\n
THE GUESTS START TO SCREAM \u2013 ZADIE\u2019S STUNNED. LEO STARS TO HOWL.
\nTHE DOCTOR\u2019S CONVERGE AND PULL OUT THE SHARDS
\nWHILE BLOOD SPILLS DOWN THE AISLE.
\nOH ZADIE MY NEW WIFE PLEASE WON\u2019T YOU HELP ME WITH THIS MESS,
\nTO WHICH ZADIE REPLIED:
\nI AM MY BELOVED\u2019S, MY BELOVED IS MINE I GUESS.
\nBUT LEO, MY DARLING, GOD HELP YOU IF YOU SHOULD<\/p>\n
DARE TO GET BLOOD ON THIS DRESS!<\/p>\n
PICTURE PERFECT \u2013 BEAUTIFUL BRIDE.
\nAT EDIE\u2019S WE DESIGN THE WEDDING DRESS FOR EVERY SHAPE AND SIZE.
\nPICTURE PERFECT FOR A BEAUTIFUL LIFE.
\nTHE PERFECT GOWN \u2013 FOR THE FIRST DAY AS A JEWISH WIFE.<\/p>\n
So… What\u2019s Edie like?<\/p>\n
EDIE\u2019S THE OWNER
\nEDIE\u2019S A TYRANT
\nTHAT ISN\u2019T FAIR
\nEDIE\u2019S OUR FRIEND
\nSHE\u2019S A SLAVE DRIVER.
\nSHE RUNS A TIGHT SHIP
\nEDIE\u2019S TRADITIONAL
\nEDIE\u2019S PARTICULAR.<\/p>\n
SHE PUTS FOOD ON THE TABLE.
\n(WAS SHE ALWAYS THIS WAY?)
\nFOR HER DO NOTHING HUSBAND
\n(WHY DOES SHE STAY?)
\nAND THE KID IN THE BASEMENT PUNCHING AWAY…
\nYOU\u2019D BETTER LOOK BUSY SHE\u2019S COMING THIS WAY.<\/p>\n
A JEWISH GOWN \u2013 LIKE A JEWISH WIFE MUST BE MODEST, YET APPEALING.
\nUNDERSTATED, ELEGANT AND NOT IN ANY WAY REVEALING
\nFOR A WEDDING GOWN MUST KEEP INSIDE
\nTHOSE FEATURES WOMEN WISH TO HIDE
\nA BUST TOO BIG OR HIPS TOO WIDE
\nIT ALL DEPENDS ON THE BRIDE WHAT TO HIDE…<\/p>\n
PICTURE PERFECT FOR A BEAUTIFUL LIFE!<\/p>\n
MY WEDDING WAS TRADITIONAL \u2013 MY HUSBAND NOT SO MUCH.
\nBUT THAT WAS YEARS AGO AND THINGS HAVE CHANGED FOR BOTH OF US.
\nFIRST A KID, THEN A STORE, WHICH I BUILT OUT OF NOTHING,
\nWHILE PAYING THE BILLS AND SUCH,
\nTO SEW IT ALL TOGETHER \u2013 IT TAKES A WOMAN\u2019S TOUCH.<\/p>\n
PICTURE PERFECT \u2013 EDIE\u2019S DESIGN.
\nTO LOOK AT HER YOU\u2019D THINK SHE ALWAYS DRAWS WITHIN THE LINES. SHE\u2019S
\nPICTURE PERFECT \u2013 BUT WHAT DOES SHE HIDE?
\nNO ONE KNOWS, EDIE NEVER SHOWS.
\nEVERY HAIR IN PLACE, EVERY CREASE ERASED,
\nEVERY BUTTON SNAPPED LIKE A TRAP. EDIE IS –
\nPICTURE PERFECT AND BUCKLED UP TIGHT!
\nEDIE\u2019S BRIDAL SHOPPE!
\nEDIE\u2019S BRIDAL SHOPPE!
\nEDIE\u2019S BRIDAL SHOPPE!
\nFOR THE PICTURE OF A JEWISH WIFE!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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