Music and Lyrics by Drew Brody<\/p>\n
JOAN AND RICHARD<\/span> JOAN<\/span> JOAN & RICHARD<\/span> I MEAN LOOK AT THIS PLACE, IT’S A DISASTER, DISASTER, JOAN<\/span> RICHARD<\/span> SO MUCH MONEY GONE TOWARDS JOAN<\/span> JOAN & RICHARD<\/span> NO ONE EVER TELLS YOU THE MINUTE YOU HAVE KIDS YOU’RE A SLAVE<\/p>\n RICHARD<\/span> JOAN<\/span> RICHARD<\/span> JOAN & RICHARD<\/span> JOAN<\/span> RICHARD<\/span> JOAN<\/span> JOAN & RICHARD<\/span> RICHARD<\/span> JOAN<\/span> ONE: FOR THE MONEY TO TAKE AWAY OUR WORRIES I MEAN LOOK AT THIS PLACE, IT’S A DISASTER, DISASTER, RICHARD<\/span> JOAN & RICHARD<\/span> Two Kids Music and Lyrics by Drew Brody JOAN AND RICHARD TWO KIDS TWO KIDS TWO KIDS TWO KIDS AND ONE ON THE WAY! JOAN OH, THE THINGS THAT I AM PICKING UP: SIPPY CUPS AND CHEEZ PUFFS ACTION FIGURES,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":12,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"yoast_head":"\n
\nTWO KIDS
\nTWO KIDS
\nTWO KIDS
\nTWO KIDS AND ONE ON THE WAY!<\/p>\n
\nOH, THE THINGS THAT I AM PICKING UP:
\nSIPPY CUPS AND CHEEZ PUFFS
\nACTION FIGURES, BUILDING BLOCKS
\nWHY’D YOU BUY ‘EM ALL THIS STUFF?
\nNO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY, THIS PLACE’LL NEVER BE CLEAN.<\/p>\n
\nFOOD, LIKE PROJECTILES, NOODLES AND CEREAL
\nCUT THROUGH THE AIR AS THEY’RE LAUNCHED FROM THE HIGH CHAIR.
\nTHOSE GERBER BABIES ARE CUTE ONLY CAUSE THEY’RE ON TV.<\/p>\n
\nBUT EVERY DAY THEY GROW UP FASTER AND FASTER.
\nWE TAKE IT DAY BY DAY
\nWITH TWO KIDS AND ONE ON THE WAY.<\/p>\n
\nALL DAY, EVERY DAY, A PONYTAIL AND PJ’S
\nDIRTY NAILS AND BAGGY EYES
\nSAGGY BUTT AND FLABBY THIGHS
\nI HAVEN’T PUT ON A DRESS SINCE 1972<\/p>\n
\nTHIS PLACE IS A MESS.
\nIT’S LIKE A WAR ZONE.
\nHOW LONG, IS ANYONE’S GUESS
\nSINCE SHE SWEPT THE FLOOR,
\nOR COOKED A MEAL FOR ME,
\nBUT THIS IS OUR LIFE NOW.<\/p>\n
\nFORMULA AND DIAPERS,
\nDESITIN, AND AQUAFOR,
\nCAR SEATS AND STROLLERS,
\nSOMETIMES I BREAK DOWN AND CRY
\nSOMETIMES I JUST WANNA SCREAM,<\/p>\n
\nAWAY.
\nTAKE ‘EM AWAY.
\nJUST GET ‘EM AWAY.
\nSOMETIMES I WANNA SCREAM.<\/p>\n
\nI MEAN LOOK AT THIS PLACE, IT’S A DISASTER, DISASTER,
\nBUT EVERY DAY THEY GROW UP FASTER AND FASTER
\nWE TAKE IT DAY BY DAY
\nWITH TWO KIDS AND ONE ON THE WAY<\/p>\n
\nNO BOOK EVER STATES THAT YOU’RE GONNA STOP COMMUNICATING<\/p>\n
\nLOOKING AT YOUR MATE WITH A FEELING CLOSE TO HATE<\/p>\n
\nYOU BARELY FEEL ALIVE<\/p>\n
\nJUST TRYING TO SURVIVE<\/p>\n
\nEVERY NOW AND THEN THEY FALL ASLEEP AT THE SAME TIME<\/p>\n
\nAND WE GET A MOMENT OF PEACE AND SOME DOWN TIME<\/p>\n
\nALL OF A SUDDEN<\/p>\n
\nWE’RE WATCHING ANGELS DREAM<\/p>\n
\nAWAKE!
\nGODDAMN THE KIDS ARE AWAKE.
\nI THINK I’M GOING INSANE.<\/p>\n
\nAND THEN THEY’RE UP AGAIN AND SCREAMING,
\nCONSUMING AND NEEDING,
\nGRABBING AND BREAKING,
\nPOOPING AND PEEING,
\nIF DIAPER GENIE WERE REAL,
\nHERE’S WHAT MY WISHES WOULD BE – JUST THREE!<\/p>\n
\nTWO: FOR THE NEXT ONE TO COME OUT IN A HURRY
\nTHREE: LET ‘EM SLEEP THROUGH THE NIGHT EVERY NOW AND THEN
\nSO WE REMEMBER WHY WE’RE MARRIED AGAIN!<\/p>\n
\nBUT EVERY DAY THEY GROW UP FASTER AND FASTER.
\nWE TAKE IT DAY BY DAY
\nWITH TWO KIDS AND ONE ON THE WAY.
\n <\/span><\/p>\n
\nTWO KIDS AND ONE ON THE WAY.
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\nTWO KIDS AND ONE ON THE WAY!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"